Theone Demotivational Poster
WORLD WAR I BAR FIGHT -
GREAT MOMENTS - Come From Not So Great Times.
LOVE - Willing to change yourself so it all works out.
UNITED WE STAND -
REDNECK ENGINEERING - Where Would We Be Without it?
RUSSIAN STYLE -
BEAUTY - To Create A Masterpiece Doesn't Mean You Have To Have Skill. Most Of The Time The Only Requirement Is An Imagination.
I SUCCEED -
TWO POSSIBILITIES EXIST - Either we are alone in this universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.
LIFE - Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson
LONELINESS - A disease that only be cured with action.
A MOTHER'S ADVICE -
WATER TO WINE -
BLIND HUMOR -
GODDAMNIT - I didn't transform in time.
A GOOD FRIENDSHIP - Knowing not everything last forever and still not accepting it.
MAKE THE BEST - Of What You Have.
BRIGHTEN DAY -
FACEPALM - Its usually not that literal.
THE TOOTHFAIRY -
ATHLETICISM - America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
THE EDGE -
SMARTS - Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
MESSAGE - No matter which path you take, No matter what decisions you make, at some point, everything comes to an end.
UNCANNING - Isn't It.
IMMATURITY TEST - If you would ask this squirrel, 'How does that nut feel in your mouth?', I got bad news for you...
WAIT A MINUTE... - ...I Didn't Know It Had Nuts In It.
THE BREAK UP - Even If Your The One Who Leaves She Is Always The One Who Stole Your Heart.
GOODBYE RYAN -
HOW MUCH OF A FAIL ARE YOU... - ...when you fail at facepalming
SOCIAL SKILLS -
EVOLUTION - Some better than others.
STAND STRONG -
GUY COVERED IN CHOCOLATE - Not as Good as Girl Covered in chocolate.
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They Hatin'
HAPPY HOLIDAYS -
GETTING IT TOGETHER - Sometimes means splitting it up.
SHORT FIGHT -
REPOSTING - If you know its like the first one, then you know that its not going be accepted.
DOGS - The original pussy destroyers.
JESSICA ALBA - My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything, even if you have no clue what you're doing.
DRINKING - I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
HEY LITTLE GIRL - What do you want before you die?
B I T C H - I said Super size them fries.
ALRIGHT - HaloPuppy221 your about to get pwned.
BAD HUMOR -
EXTREME - "Life Is As Extreme As You Want It To Be!" - Spongebob Squarepants
THE TRUTH -
REGRET - It Holds You Down With The Power Of Steel. Follows You Everywhere Ripping Away Your Happiness. And Slowly Kills You With Every Step You Take.
CHARLES DARWIN -
DARKNESS - It Grabs You By The Mind, Slowly But Effectively Ripping You From Existence. Taking All The Power You Have From Your Soul, While Crushing The Confidence You No Longer Have.
EYORE - We're getting kinda tired of your emo bull crap...
DOUCHE - Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
DISAPOINTMENT - Even If Your The Best,Your Always The Worst.
DON'T EVER BUY THIS FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND -
DEATH - Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
FEAR OF REJECTION -
REALITY - Nothing more than destruction,hatred,disgrace, and... ...beauty.
SO WHAT - I don't care what people think of me. Can't be HALF as bad as what i think of them...
REALITY & IMAGINATION - Complete Opposites To The Untrained Eye.
MANKIND - The saddest part about it is being apart of it.
NO ONE'S TALLER -
CHALLENGES - Life is filled with them to create balance. While half of them are easy to overcome. The other half are impossible to start.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO - For a Klondike Bar.
PUBE PINCHERS - By Levi
NIGHTMARES - Ghost Watching Your Every Move, Monsters Chasing And Attacking You. Fear Is Taking Over Your Body, Your Only Option Is To Find A Safe Place. You Start To Loose Hope, Finding Yourself Giving Up On Life.
JOURNEY - A bend in the road is not the of the road...unless you fail to make the turn.
NOT DOING ANYTHING - Is Better Than Doing Wrong.
IT WAS A TIE - Why else would there be vegetables and a McDonalds in the same place.
THE APOCALYPSE - The world doesn't quite end during this point of time. It is only the beginning of what chaos that hasn't already been started.
DORITOS - Testicle Crushing Flavor Implosion On Your Taste Buds For Maximum Cheese Exposure!
CHARACTER - Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
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